Guys, wanna hear how messed up my life is

Ok well

I bought a harry potter shirt today and I look at the receipt after I buy it and notice it says “Harry Potter Boys Shirt”

So I started having a panic attack when I realized the shirt was a little boys size

I went on the website and it says “for ages 6 and up” (THANK GOD THEY DIDN’T PUT AN AGE LIMIT)

im a 17 year old girl who owns a little boys 6 & up tshirt like a loser

i feel like michael jackson

fml

help

IT CAME IN A BOX AND IT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING A BOYS SIZE

but at least it fits

right

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I just realized that all I ever wanna do is eat.

im gonna go cry now with my food

bye

is it bad that I JUST noticed “lana” backwards spells “anal”

anal del rey hahaha

My friend just called me on the phone and when I answered, she started singing One Direction’s new song. I hung up on her.
i’m actually dying
this is what I see when I watch nursery rhymes on youtube
Am I the only one who gets annoyed when people put “queue” on like every freakin’ post they have in their queue
I need to make a 600+ post queue, if that’s even possible. So like this if I can queue the shit out of your blog.
me: *drinking a milkshake*
me:
me:
me: where are the boys

I’m out to dinner right now with my ex. He invited me out so we can “talk about things.”

I just want food.

have you ever wanted to hug yet strangle your best friend at the same time

I’ve been studying all day.

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I’m dead now.

doesn’t it just suck when you can actually physically see how happier people are without you.
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